im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars
in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.
a women letting you see her naked is her trusting you to the fucking core. don’t take it for granted. something like that may be minor to you but to her. its everything.
can i get a one way ticket to being attractive please
i mean i would eat healthy food but do you remember that one time that adam and eve ate an apple in the garden of eden and doomed all of humanity so idk better not risk it
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
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- SEND APPLICATION TO ASK BOX !!
- *If accepted, I'll ask for your number*
- DO IT, LETS BE BEST FRIENDS
- I'll love you forever if you do this.
- I like new friends. Someone do this